Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cake in front of you, you should not look any

Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cake in front of you, you should not look any further for joy!

–
C. JoyBell C.

Everything is possible. You once told me not too long ago we should always have hope and I do. – T.S. Krupa, Safe amp;

Everything is possible. You once told me not too long ago we should always have hope and I do.

–
T.S. Krupa,

Safe amp; Sound: A Novel

Here are five rules of thumb, should all your fingers on one hand turn into thumbs and you decide to rule them.1. There is no day too

Here are five rules of thumb, should all your fingers on one hand turn into thumbs and you decide to rule them.

1. There is no day too dull, no problem too great that cannot be fixed with a couple of plays of ‘rush rush’ by Paula Abdul.

2. The amount of time it takes for you to get over him is exactly the same amount of time it will take for him to start missing you.

3. Talking about exercise burns exactly the same amount of calories as doing exercise.

4. ‘When someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!’

5. The office sucks.

Four of these are true. And one – is wrong! Damn wrong!

–
Hadley Freeman,

Be Awesome: Modern Life for Modern Ladies

I should never be left alone with my mind for too long. – Libba

I should never be left alone with my mind for too long.

–
Libba Bray

There were no windows in my bedroom, so I had to sit up and read my clock to figure out how angry I should be at my visitor. Eight A.M. I

There were no windows in my bedroom, so I had to sit up and read my clock to figure out how angry I should be at my visitor. Eight A.M. I hated whoever woke me up. Had they come an hour earlier, I would have also hated their families and any household pets.

–
Lish McBride,

Hold Me Closer, Necromancer

LOVE should be the inspiration when Lover is the Surprise, and when LOVE is the Surprise , then Loved one must be the inspiration! –

LOVE should be the inspiration when Lover is the Surprise, and when LOVE is the Surprise , then Loved one must be the inspiration!

–
Madan Mohan Mahapatra

Books on erections should only come in hardcover. And books on love should be printed on recycled paper. – Jarod Kintz,

Books on erections should only come in hardcover. And books on love should be printed on recycled paper.

–
Jarod Kintz,

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Your personality should be described in poem not in paragraph. – Amit

Your personality should be described in poem not in paragraph.

–
Amit Kalantri

One should always be in love. That’s the reason one should never marry. – Oscar

One should always be in love. That’s the reason one should never marry.

–
Oscar Wilde

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip. – Robyn Carr, The Newcomer

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip.

–
Robyn Carr,

The Newcomer